In “Little Women” [at least in the movie], the tutor John Brook informed: “Over the mysteries of female life there is drawn a veil best left undisturbed.”
I offer you, my loyal readers, a glimpse tonight beyond that veil. What kinds of conversations would YOU think take place between girls on an average Tuesday. The featured females are ME [who should be writing], MELANIE [who should be studying], ERIN [who should be getting better], and AMY [who was wisely talking to her mother when this conversation was inspired]. Enjoy…. [hee hee]
You, my guest, enter into an IM conversation between me and Mel:
Melanie: …Random info…Talking to Amy…apparently they had some kind of shrimp for dinner…nothing major….but anyway…got my mom on the topic of Red Lobster…
Sarah: Yeah?
Melanie: And so Amy said that she remembers once when we went she was little and stuck the straw up her nose and then she breathed.
Sarah: LOL!
Melanie: :D BAD NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!! I remember that…it was SO FUNNY!!!
Sarah: She sucked up her COKE!!!!!!!!!!!
Melanie: Dr. Pepper, actually. ;)
Sarah: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! In her little nostrils!?
Melanie: yup!!!
Sarah: Bless her heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! explains a lot huh?
Melanie: LOL!!! hee hee… :)
Sarah: THAT’s how the AIR got up THERE! ;)
Melanie: ROFL! I GUESS SO!!
Sarah: It’s OK When I was teeny…..My Uncle Billy tossed me up right into a door frame (or something similar) and I have never been able to sit still for long since.
Melanie: ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh my!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how funny!!!
Sarah: And once when Cat was little, she had a pillow up her nightgown…..and dad would punch her in the pillow….She would fall over and laugh…..But once, when he swung…..She sat. :-O
Melanie: oh no!!!!!!!!!right in the NOSE????
Sarah: Somewhere in the face..Poor dear. AND SHE has liked chocolate ever since.
Melanie: oh my word. that’s tragic.
Sarah: AND ONCE……When cat and I were younger, we were in a tree eating little plums….Her above…..me a little lower…..She spit out her pit……And it stuck…..
Melanie: in your HAIR!!!!!!
Sarah: Between my eye and my glasses lens.
Melanie: ACK!!! SCREAM!!!! LAUGHING! that’s soooooooooo funny!!!
Sarah: I am cracking UP!!!! *breathe* AND I….have never much cared for squid since.
Melanie: * LaUGHING!!! * oh my SOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sarah: And now you know.
Melanie: man…that’s incredible.
Sarah: Yes……SO tell Amy we understand. *insert look of compassion*
Melanie: oK!
Sarah: AND ONCE……When my parents were younger and Cat was teeny…….The guys from dad’s work trapped him in a porto-potty….Loaded it onto a truck….
Melanie: OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sarah: And brought him home to mom.
Melanie: OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!
Sarah: And he STILL doesn’t sing in the shower!!!
Melanie: oh man….ROFL!! I told Amy and she said…”Tell her thanks for understanding” :)
Sarah: Anytime. sigh Some of us just suffer… =-/ …
SO THEN…Melanie e-mailed Erin….And this is Erin’s saga….
“…That was HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! like beyond HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But, I can SO relate because when I was little my Grandma had this BIG jar of pennies and I would dump it out and count them and ever since then I haven’t liked chicken…….no joke. I’m dead serious!!!!!!!!!!!! It all makes sense now huh?? Yeah, I thought so too…. :P ”
SO THEN…Melanie replyed to Erin. And THIS is Melanie’s saga….
“…YAY!!! I’m so glad it made you laugh!!! I’m sorry about the pennies and the chicken. You know, I always KNEW there had to be something behind that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Course, I can understand too, cause once when I was little, I was going down the hill on my bike, and a car was coming, and I couldn’t stop…so I kept going straight, and got to the other side before the car reached me, but at the other side there was this CURB…so I flipped, and scared the poor man who was driving. And ever since then, I wear a helmet and walk into poles.”
And I was there when Mel walked into that pole while wearing her helmet. I can verify the accuracy of her account! :D
And then later, Erin made another discovery about herself. She wrote:
“Once, when we were on vacation in Arkansas, my brothers and I went on hike without Mom and Dad and we found bear tracks in the woods and ever since that moment I’ve had a thing for sunflower seeds, shelled, no salt. Bear tracks do the weirdest things to kids………….shaking head………..”
Don’t things make more sense now, my friends???? And now I ask, have you learned anything from this little glimpse beyond the veil??? Have you discovered anything about yourself? We’d love to hear about it!

*Here’s me, Mel, Erin, and Amy as little people! Thanks for creating it, Mel – great job! :)